The 52nd Grammys took place last night, bringing us the usual mixture of the bizarre and the odd. The main winners were: Album Of The Year – Taylor Swift, Fearless Best Female Pop Vocal – Beyonce, Halo Best Rap/Sung Collaboration – Jay-Z, Kanye West, and Rihanna, Run This Town Best Rock Album – Green Day, 21st Century Breakdown Best Pop Vocal Album -The Black Eyed Peas, The E.N.D. Record of the Year – Kings Of Leon, Use Somebody Best New Artist – Zac Brown Band Best Dance Recording – Lady Gaga, Poker Face Best Electronic/Dance Album – Lady Gaga, The Fame Song Of The Year – Beyonce, Single Ladies Best Alternative Music Album – Phoenix, Wolfgang Amadeus Phew. Performance wise, there were a lot of what we’ve seen before at... Similar posts

Surreptitiously stalking Beyonce through Brown Thomas’ knickers department, so you don’t have to. With the country under water, the public sector workers out sulking in the rain, and Thierry Henry not yet imprisoned, us lot could do with a larf. But what to do? Comedy Clubs serve expensive drinks, and Twink-baiting is far too dangerous. If only there was a ready source of shits and giggles, gratis, of course, as free and easy as Lindsay Lo… wait! That’s it! Celebrities! Collectively, they provide enough sniggers to keep Mr. T. going for a calendar year, they do. Enough with the faffing about! Let this week’s circus begin! While “normal” teens (ewwww) are frothing at their yellow, crooked gnashers over the Twilight Saga now that New Moon has... Similar posts

Surreptitiously wearing Lindsay Lohan’s new fashion line, so you don’t have to. You would imagine that any gossip column worth the paper t’was spat on would be focusing on The X-Factor this week, what with Simon, Dannii, Louis and Cheryl having finally chosen the twelve horsemen for the apocalypse of Saturday night television. Not the case here, I’m pleased to admit! There’s plenty about this year’s contestants one could focus on and pick at – that one of the male finalists looks like the money shot from a 1970s porno, that another has teeth you could sail to Easter Island on … that there’s a band of lapdancers, for Jaysus’ sake! – but I prefer to focus more on people who are already celebrities. People whose dedication to... Similar posts

Surreptitiously hiding in a tree outside Davina McCall’s gaff, so you don’t have to. Drunk-dialled recently? Surprised by an inclusion to lamebook.com? Mistaken a real guard for the stripping kind? Don’t worry, mortals, for it be the season for making a complete ass out of yourself in celebrity land as well, and you’re not the only one curled up in a ball of shame this week, howling “Let me die!” to any masochist left in your company. By now, the world and his donkey is aware of Kanye West’s bizarre interruption of Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech at the VMAs, but surely the world and his donkey already had some sort of notion that Mr. West is as bonkers as the average X-Factor wannabe lost, in a hall of mirrors? Check out the... Similar posts